I’m pretty chuffed with that.
Here’s a rather splendid, numerically appropriate track: Spearhead - 100,000 Miles. Lead singer Michael Franti tells how his ‘Gramma’ said to him: “You have the patience of ice on a sidewalk”. The only really memorable phrase I can offer from my long-gone, irascible ‘Gramma’ (or ‘Nanna’ as she was known) was the very last thing she said to me before she died: "Huh, I don’t know why you bothered coming.”
Well, thank you, everyone for bothering to come here. Everyone, apart from those of you who arrived after typing in very dubious-sounding search terms - you can f**k right off.
Track is Spearhead - 100,000 Miles