I think Bieber is the father.
Apparently, it's likely they will eat their young.
I'll keep you posted.
(If none of this makes sense, you might want to read Tank).
Video is Shane McGowan & The Popes - Her Father Didn't Like Me Anyway
"And they found me full of myself
And bloody-minded will
And as yet a box to fill
And as yet a box to fill"
"I feel like a prize asshole
No-one ever mentions my casserole
Could have said something nice about my profiteroles"