Panned

“It was too loud, there was too much fighting, it didn’t have Tinkerbell, Captain Hook has two hands, and there wasn’t a story.”

That's my daughter’s review of Pan, the brash Joe Wright film that purports to be a prequel to JM Barrie’s tale of ‘The Boy Who Wouldn’t Grow Up’.

I would say we had found a worthy and succinct successor to Roger Ebert and Philip French.

I would say that, but she also thinks that Nativity 2: Danger In The Manger! is a masterpiece.

Song is Abraham & The Casanovas - Hook & Boogit (or Hook & Boogie)